Who doesn't love bacon? Seriously, point these people out to me so I can give them the Jack Bauer treatment until they realize the error of their ways. There is absolutely nothing on the planet today that couldn't be made better with the addition of bacon. This, of course, includes the t-shirt. You can't wrap your shirts in bacon because that would just leave a grease-stained mess. While this would make your t-shirts delicious, they wouldn't be very good to wear. The only alternative is to buy yourself a funny bacon t-shirt on the Internet.
Bacon is so universally loved, that you could probably walk around with a piece of bacon hanging out of your mouth all day and no one would look twice at you. You might even have to slap someone for trying to snatch it right out of your mouth. You could experience a rise in your romantic life, until you realize that the only reason women are trying to kiss you is to taste your bacon-breath.
Each person reading this article is reading it because it had the word "bacon" in the title. The word is like a call-to-arms for all humankind. We've all heard that war-horn blown early in the morning on a sleepy Saturday, right? That smell of crackling bacon jars you awake like a sledgehammer to the gut. Your stomach growls, your mouth waters, and you bolt out of bed and into the kitchen only to be told that breakfast won't be ready for another 30 minutes. You still steal a piece, don't you? Bacon is so good it inspires minor crimes.
We all work hard to make our money and we expect to be able to enjoy ourselves when we punch the clock and go home. Some people like to have a nice, cool beer. Some people like to lean back on the couch and watch some television or play video games. As for myself, I like a nice pile of crispy bacon waiting for me. That's all I need to make me feel like I've gotten my just reward for a hard day's work.
People everywhere are allowed to get behind causes and ideals. Gay rights parades are pretty frequent in major cities. People are always running for some cure, or another. Where are my bacon parades? Why isn't anyone running for people who don't have easy access to bacon? We get no support for our cause from the public at large, so we must support ourselves. Help raise bacon awareness by buying a funny bacon t-shirt. We can use all the help we can get.
Bacon is so universally loved, that you could probably walk around with a piece of bacon hanging out of your mouth all day and no one would look twice at you. You might even have to slap someone for trying to snatch it right out of your mouth. You could experience a rise in your romantic life, until you realize that the only reason women are trying to kiss you is to taste your bacon-breath.
Each person reading this article is reading it because it had the word "bacon" in the title. The word is like a call-to-arms for all humankind. We've all heard that war-horn blown early in the morning on a sleepy Saturday, right? That smell of crackling bacon jars you awake like a sledgehammer to the gut. Your stomach growls, your mouth waters, and you bolt out of bed and into the kitchen only to be told that breakfast won't be ready for another 30 minutes. You still steal a piece, don't you? Bacon is so good it inspires minor crimes.
We all work hard to make our money and we expect to be able to enjoy ourselves when we punch the clock and go home. Some people like to have a nice, cool beer. Some people like to lean back on the couch and watch some television or play video games. As for myself, I like a nice pile of crispy bacon waiting for me. That's all I need to make me feel like I've gotten my just reward for a hard day's work.
People everywhere are allowed to get behind causes and ideals. Gay rights parades are pretty frequent in major cities. People are always running for some cure, or another. Where are my bacon parades? Why isn't anyone running for people who don't have easy access to bacon? We get no support for our cause from the public at large, so we must support ourselves. Help raise bacon awareness by buying a funny bacon t-shirt. We can use all the help we can get.
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